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"Age Doesn't Matter Unless You're a Cheese": Wisdom from Our Elders

By: Petras, Kathryn; Petras, Ross

Price: $3.46 USD

Publisher: Workman Publishing Company : 2002-03-08

Seller ID: 0761125183-3-18604227

ISBN-13: 9780761125181

Binding: Paperback

Condition: Used: Good

It's ill-becoming for an old broad to sing about how bad she wants it. But occasionally we do. -Lena Horne I take a simple view of living. It is: Keep your eyes open and get on with it. -Laurence Olivier The only sin is mediocrity. -Martha GrahamWhen I was young, I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock. So I stopped wearing socks. -Albert Einstein Go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is.-Jimmy Carter Full of surprise, insight, humor, perspective, celebration, inspiration, and a kind of offhand, poignant poetry, Age Doesn't Matter Unless You're a Cheese-title cou...
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"Age Doesn't Matter Unless You're a Cheese": Wisdom from Our Elders (Quote Book, Inspiration Book, Birthday Gift, Quotations)

By: Petras, Kathryn; Petras, Ross

Price: $3.46 USD

Publisher: Workman Publishing Company : 2002-03-08

Seller ID: 0761125183-4-21704747

ISBN-13: 9780761125181

Binding: Paperback

Condition: Used: Acceptable

It's ill-becoming for an old broad to sing about how bad she wants it. But occasionally we do. -Lena Horne I take a simple view of living. It is: Keep your eyes open and get on with it. -Laurence Olivier The only sin is mediocrity. -Martha GrahamWhen I was young, I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock. So I stopped wearing socks. -Albert Einstein Go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is.-Jimmy Carter Full of surprise, insight, humor, perspective, celebration, inspiration, and a kind of offhand, poignant poetry, Age Doesn't Matter Unless You're a Cheese-title cou...
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"And Then Arnie Told Chi Chi . . . "

By: Wade,Don

Price: $3.47 USD

Publisher: McGraw-Hill : 1994-09-01

Seller ID: 0809235498-4-22402716

ISBN-13: 9780809235490

Binding: Paperback

Condition: Used: Acceptable

Contains more than 200 golf stories told: stories about tough lies, great putts, and recoveries - from Ben Hogan, Nancy Lopez, Fuzzy Zoeller, Tommy Bolt, Fred Couples, Lee Trevino, and several others. This book contains figures by a two-time Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist.
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"And Then Arnie Told Chi Chi . . . "

By: Wade,Don

Price: $3.47 USD

Publisher: McGraw-Hill : 1994-09-01

Seller ID: 0809235498-3-25309601

ISBN-13: 9780809235490

Binding: Paperback

Condition: Used: Good

Contains more than 200 golf stories told: stories about tough lies, great putts, and recoveries - from Ben Hogan, Nancy Lopez, Fuzzy Zoeller, Tommy Bolt, Fred Couples, Lee Trevino, and several others. This book contains figures by a two-time Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist.
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"And Then Freddie Told Tiger . . ."

By: Wade, Don

Price: $3.47 USD

Publisher: Contemporary Books : 1998-11-11

Seller ID: 0809230070-3-27213668

ISBN-13: 9780809230075

Binding: paperback

Condition: Used: Good

Extraordinary Praise for Don Wade "I've been telling Don Wade my stories for all these years, and I'm glad to see he's finally put them to good use." -- Sam Snead "If you have friends who don't understand why people love golf, have them read these books." -- Dave Marr, NBC golf analyst "Don's books do nothing for your short game, but they're a must read for golf fanatics who want to walk the walk and, more important, talk the talk." -- Matt Lauer, cohost of "Today" "Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf stor...
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"My Teenage Son's Goal In Life Is To Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old" and Other Thoughts On Parenting From Dave Barry

By: Barry, Dave

Price: $3.48 USD

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing : 2001-03-15

Seller ID: 0740715267-3-26607547

ISBN-13: 9780740715266

Binding: hardcover

Condition: Used: Good

Dave Barry isn't just funny. His hilarious syndicated newspaper column and numerous best-selling books have sparked the kind of adulation that's often reserved for rock stars or world leaders. His wit cuts right to the core of life's absurdities.In My Teenage Son's Greatest Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry, Dave shares his hopes, fears, and insights about his own stint as a father. Most people make babies out to be very complicated, but the truth is they have only three moods: Mood One: Just about to cry. Mood Two: Crying. Mood Thr...
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"The Greatest Invention In The History Of Mankind Is Beer" And Other Manly Insights From Dave Barry

By: Barry, Dave

Price: $3.46 USD

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing : 2001-03-15

Seller ID: 0740715259-3-22342772

ISBN-13: 9780740715259

Binding: Hardcover

Condition: Used: Good

In The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer and Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry Dave goes on a testosterone riff, enlightening all about the intricacies of being male. At higher levels, testosterone causes destructive male behavior, the two most terrible kinds being: 1. War. 2. Do-it-yourself projects.
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'Tis the Season to Be Crabby (Festive Peanuts)

By: Schulz, Charles M

Price: $3.53 USD

Publisher: HarperEntertainment : 1996-10-01

Seller ID: 000225218X-3-28183488

ISBN-13: 9780002252188

Binding: hardcover

Condition: Used: Good

1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments: Of Which We Could Remember Only 246

By: Friedman, Tom

Price: $3.47 USD

Publisher: Workman Publishing Company : 2006-05-03

Seller ID: 076114076X-1-19652721

ISBN-13: 9780761140764

Binding: Hardcover

Condition: Used: Like New

No, you're not losing your mind. And you're definitely not alone. There's Jimmy Carter, forgetting the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. Rod Stewart fumbling for the name of the intense first love who inspired "Maggie Mae." G. K. Chesterton writing a long letter to hismother announcing the good news about his engagement--while his mother is in the room with him. Marilyn Monroe blowing the same line through 52 takes during the filming of Some Like It Hot. Celebrating history's greatest mental lapses, is a perfect impulse book in the fine gift format of Famous Last Words. Not j...
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1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments: Of Which We Could Remember Only 246

By: Friedman, Tom

Price: $4.89 USD

Publisher: Workman Publishing Company : 2006-05-03

Seller ID: 076114076X-11-18245741

ISBN-13: 9780761140764

Binding: Hardcover

Condition: New

No, you're not losing your mind. And you're definitely not alone. There's Jimmy Carter, forgetting the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. Rod Stewart fumbling for the name of the intense first love who inspired "Maggie Mae." G. K. Chesterton writing a long letter to hismother announcing the good news about his engagement--while his mother is in the room with him. Marilyn Monroe blowing the same line through 52 takes during the filming of Some Like It Hot. Celebrating history's greatest mental lapses, is a perfect impulse book in the fine gift format of Famous Last Words. Not j...
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1,003 Great Things About Getting Older

By: Birnbach, Lisa; Marx, Patricia; Hodgman, Ann

Price: $3.46 USD

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing : 1997-06-01

Seller ID: 0836226992-3-23702968

ISBN-13: 9780836226997

Binding: Paperback

Condition: Used: Good

Grandma Moses was old. Methuselah was old. Bob Hope was old. But boomers getting gray hairs and wrinkles? It can't be Aging has been a normal human condition since the dawn of humankind, but for the boundless boomer bulge hitting its thirties, forties, and fifties, giving aging angst a whole new meaning. In this hilarious book, well-known humor writers Lisa Birnbach, Ann Hodgman, Patricia Marx, and David Owen have brought together countless reasons for their maturing compatriots to look on the bright side of getting older. 1,003 Great Things About Getting Older will convince you that aging is...
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100 Things I'm Not Going to Do Now That I'm over 50

By: Crisp, Wendy Reid

Price: $3.46 USD

Publisher: Tarcherperigree : 1995-05-01

Seller ID: 039951936X-3-26321285

ISBN-13: 9780399519369

Binding: Hardcover

Condition: Used: Good

This universal, updated list of things not to do is for women who have gained an appreciation of the value of freedom, fun and feeling good. Accompanied by humorous line drawings, these 100 spirited refusals celebrate the best part of a woman's life.
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1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said

By: Price, Steven D. [Editor]

Price: $3.47 USD

Publisher: Lyons Press : 2005-04-01

Seller ID: 1592287875-3-23572322

ISBN-13: 9781592287871

Binding: Paperback

Condition: Used: Good

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become a spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C. "Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here."--former Vice-President Dan Quayle "The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."--Joe Theisman,...
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1001 Great Jokes: From the Delightfully Droll to the Truly Tasteless

By: Rovin, Jeff

Price: $3.50 USD

Publisher: Berkley : 1987-04-07

Seller ID: 0451168291-3-18703256

ISBN-13: 9780451168290

Binding: Mass Market Paperback

Condition: Used: Good

A treasure trove of the funniest, most complete and best-organized adult humor you will ever find. Whether you are looking for sparkling material for a formal dinner speech or crass comments to spice up a friendly poker game, here are more than 250 subjects, ranging from the delightfully droll to the truly tasteless. And to make your search easier, all are arranged alphabetically and cross-referenced to related jokes in other categories. Among the topics skewered in this rich collection are baseball, bathrooms, yuppies, doctors, hillbillies, hospitals, lawyers, mothers-in-law, sex, singles, s...
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1001 Great Jokes: From the Delightfully Droll to the Truly Tasteless

By: Rovin, Jeff

Price: $3.50 USD

Publisher: Berkley : 1987-04-07

Seller ID: 0451168291-4-23091328

ISBN-13: 9780451168290

Binding: Mass Market Paperback

Condition: Used: Acceptable

A treasure trove of the funniest, most complete and best-organized adult humor you will ever find. Whether you are looking for sparkling material for a formal dinner speech or crass comments to spice up a friendly poker game, here are more than 250 subjects, ranging from the delightfully droll to the truly tasteless. And to make your search easier, all are arranged alphabetically and cross-referenced to related jokes in other categories. Among the topics skewered in this rich collection are baseball, bathrooms, yuppies, doctors, hillbillies, hospitals, lawyers, mothers-in-law, sex, singles, s...
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1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks

By: Price, Steven D. [Editor]

Price: $11.04 USD

Publisher: Lyons Press : 2005-10-01

Seller ID: 1592287972-11-25810584

ISBN-13: 9781592287970

Binding: Hardcover

Condition: New

"The stupid person's idea of a clever person."--Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley "That insolent little ruffian, that crapulous lout. When he quitted a sofa, he left behind him a smear."--Norman Cameron on Dylan Thomas An insult can be bad-mannered, offensive, and infuriating, but every one of us has surely had one of those moments when we just wish we had thought of a good one. Unlike most of us, however, there are those who always seem to have the perfect comeback. 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources, with som...
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1001 More Great Jokes: From the Rib-Tickling to the Unblushing

By: Rovin, Jeff

Price: $3.47 USD

Publisher: Signet : 1989-05-02

Seller ID: 0451159799-4-28028008

ISBN-13: 9780451159793

Binding: Mass Market Paperback

Condition: Used: Acceptable

1001 Smartest Things Ever Said

By: Price, Steven D. [Editor]

Price: $3.47 USD

Publisher: Lyons Press : 2005-04-01

Seller ID: 1592287883-3-25049498

ISBN-13: 9781592287888

Binding: Paperback

Condition: Used: Good

A compendium of human wisdom culled from the world s celebrated--and anonymous --minds, from Confucius and Shakespeare to Maya Angelou and Woody Allen.
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101 Pickle Jokes

By: Vlasic, Bob

Price: $13.27 USD

Publisher: Jove : 1974-08-01

Seller ID: 051503553X-3-26835732

ISBN-13: 9780515035537

Binding: Paperback

Condition: Used: Good

101 Reasons Why a Cat Is Better Than a Man

By: Zobel-Nolan, Allia; Hollander, Nicole [Illustrator]

Price: $3.47 USD

Publisher: Adams Media Corp : 1994-09-30

Seller ID: 1558504362-4-26684105

ISBN-13: 9781558504363

Binding: Paperback

Condition: Used: Acceptable

101 Reasons Why a Cat Is Better Than a Man

By: Zobel-Nolan, Allia; Hollander, Nicole [Illustrator]

Price: $3.47 USD

Publisher: Adams Media Corp : 1994-09-30

Seller ID: 1558504362-3-23707125

ISBN-13: 9781558504363

Binding: Paperback

Condition: Used: Good

101 Reasons Why Cats Make Great Kids

By: Zobel-Nolan, Allia; Hollander, Nicole; Hollander, Nicole [Illustrator]

Price: $3.43 USD

Publisher: Adams Media Corp : 1997-01-01

Seller ID: 155850639X-3-28207140

ISBN-13: 9781558506398

Binding: paperback

Condition: Used: Good

Everyone knows someone who spoils their cat rotten. Fortunately, a spoiled kitty doesn't leave wet towels in a heap on the floor, put a keep out sign on her door, or demand the keys to the family car. In this hilarious book author Allia Zobel and illustrator Nicole Hollander portray the comic aspects of today's parent-cat relationship.
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101 Ways to Get Your Adult Children to Move Out

By: Melheim, Rich

Price: $3.47 USD

Publisher: Main Street Books : 1996-01-01

Seller ID: 0385480067-3-28782011

ISBN-13: 9780385480062

Binding: paperback

Condition: Used: Good

A screamingly funny how-to guide for parents of boomerang children--those overgrown fledglings who just won't leave the nest--this book uses reverse psychology to empty the nest. The ingenious strategies included range from Subtle Hints to General Annoyances to drastic measures to be taken If All Else Fails.
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14,000 Things to Be Happy About

By: Barbara Ann Kipfer

Price: $3.47 USD

Publisher: Workman Publishing : 1990-01-04

Seller ID: 0894803700-4-18025747

ISBN-13: 9780894803703

Binding: Paperback

Condition: Used: Acceptable

Flannel sheets. Strawberry ice cream. Making faces at monkeys in the zoo. Dog dishes that say "Good Dog." Carolers singing around a Norwegian spruce. Sun burning off the morning fog. Cabanas. It's the little things that make life worth living, and they can be found by the dozens in this obsessive, quirky, and utterly captivating compendium with over 950,000 copies in print. A pure, unadulterated listing, it offers not a single explanation, aside, or footnote, but reading it is as irresistible as eating popcorn. Randomly selected and catalogued over the course of twenty years-and illustrated wi...
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14,000 Things to Be Happy About

By: Barbara Ann Kipfer

Price: $3.47 USD

Publisher: Workman Publishing : 1990-01-04

Seller ID: 0894803700-3-18122983

ISBN-13: 9780894803703

Binding: Paperback

Condition: Used: Good

Flannel sheets. Strawberry ice cream. Making faces at monkeys in the zoo. Dog dishes that say "Good Dog." Carolers singing around a Norwegian spruce. Sun burning off the morning fog. Cabanas. It's the little things that make life worth living, and they can be found by the dozens in this obsessive, quirky, and utterly captivating compendium with over 950,000 copies in print. A pure, unadulterated listing, it offers not a single explanation, aside, or footnote, but reading it is as irresistible as eating popcorn. Randomly selected and catalogued over the course of twenty years-and illustrated wi...
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2500 Jokes to Start 'Em Laughing

By: Orben, Robert

Price: $5.37 USD

Publisher: Doubleday : 1979-01-01

Seller ID: 0385144121-3-28321075

ISBN-13: 9780385144124

Binding: hardcover

Condition: Used: Good

3,500 Good Jokes for Speakers: A Treasury of Jokes, Puns, Quips, One Liners and Stories that Will Keep Anyone Laughing

By: Gerald F. Leiberman

Price: $3.46 USD

Publisher: Crown Archetype : 1975-10-07

Seller ID: 0385005458-3-12447874

ISBN-13: 9780385005456

Binding: Mass Market Paperback

Condition: Used: Good

The ultimate compendium of wit and humor for all occasions from business meetings to sales presentations to professional conventions to political rallies to rehearsal dinners--all organized by topic and fully indexed by subject.

A treasury of jokes, puns, quips, one-liners, and stories to start a speech off right, keep any audience chuckling, and add some welcome comic relief anywhere its required.
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5,600 Jokes for All Occasions

By: Meiers, Mildred

Price: $3.57 USD

Publisher: Gramercy : 1993-10-26

Seller ID: 0517320916-3-20929415

ISBN-13: 9780517320914

Binding: Hardcover

Condition: Used: Good

Huge and hilarious compilation of outrageously funny jokes and sharp one-liners. Arranged by topic to allow readers to find the proper gag for any occasion. Helps speakers spice up speeches and takes the worry out of wisecracks.
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50 Jobs Worse Than Yours

By: Racz, Justin

Price: $3.43 USD

Publisher: Bloomsbury USA : 2004-11-08

Seller ID: 1582344922-3-27508073

ISBN-13: 9781582344928

Binding: hardcover

Condition: Used: Good

Guaranteed to make you grateful for the job you have and thankful for the one you don't. From Saddam Hussein Double to Telemarketing Script Writer to the guy who operates the It's a Small World After All ride, satirist Justin Racz has spanned the globe to find fifty jobs worse than yours, so we can all feel better about our own. Featuring fifty color photos of the awful, the pitiful, the hysterical jobs out there, and all their undesirable employment details, Fifty Jobs Worse Than Yours is the perfect gift for anyone stuck in a nine-to-five grind who needs to remember why it could be a whole, ...
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50 Jobs Worse Than Yours

By: Racz, Justin

Price: $3.47 USD

Publisher: Bloomsbury USA : 2004-11-08

Seller ID: 1582344922-7-27669618

ISBN-13: 9781582344928

Binding: hardcover

Condition: Collectible: Good

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